Headline Suggestions

Thank you for taking the time to offer a Headline suggestion. Fill in as many of the blanks as you like, and submit the form as often as you like. There are NO prizes to be won, except the fame and glory of possibly seeing your headline, if accepted, in your daily Headlines, some day, perhaps. Aw, c'mon, it'll be fun!
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This headline has the form: Team Tutonic SCORES a FANTASTIC 10 points.
Team Tutonic a 10 points.
This headline has the form: A NO-SHOW! Team Tutonic: 0 points.
Team Tutonic: 0 points.
This headline has the form:
HOLY MOLY, WHAT A GOALIE! Patric Roy GIVES THEM NOTHING TO SHOOT AT FOR A Shutout.
Patric Roy A Shutout.
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The Fine Print: The submitter understands that all suggestions become property of StatTec and no compensation (aside from a vast amount of seriously non-financial appreciation from StatTec and selected affiliates) of any sort will be remitted to the submitter regardless of the eventual use of said suggestion. Offering a suggestion in no way obligates StatTec to use the Headline. StatTec reserves the right to edit, censor or disregard the suggestion at the sole discretion of the staff of StatTec.